Photos That Prove Dogs Would Make Much Better Companions Than People On Dating Apps
The perfect mate doesn't break your heart, never talks back, always wants to cuddle, is loyal to a tee, always cute, always gets excited, and doesn't exist...or do does he?
Turns out he does, but he just doesn't come in human form.
Turns Out Dogs Make The Best Dating Profile Pictures
It all started when a proud dog momma snapped a pic of her Dalmatian to show her off. She thought the picture of Skylar came out looking like it would be her profile picture on a high-end dating site.
So naturally, she invited the rest of the internet to share a picture of their dog that would be their dating website profile pic.
Colin The Sassy Dog
"Likes: stealing bras, being sassy. Dislikes: brooms, rain, early morning starts. Looking for love—No time wasters, please"
Colin is the kind of boy who just knows how to look at you in a way that you can't say no to. We've all known a boy like that.
Dave Makes The Perfect Adventure Partner
"Dave—sports loving terrier seeks perfect life partner. Must have own stick"
Life would never be boring with Dave around. Dave will make sure you don't sit in front of the TV all day every day, and actually get moving and experience the world every once in a while.
The Outdoorsy Guy
You can tell by his smile this guy is happiest outside. Boat ride dates, fishing dates, beach dates, picnics, hikes, you name it. This guy will make sure you always rock your best tan from all that Vitamin D.
Love Has No Age Limit
Meet Cher. She's 38 and, as you can tell, she's just about done with everything. But can you blame her? Once you hit 30, the quality of men tends to take a dive. All the good ones seem to be taken or going through a fresh divorce. What's a woman to do?
Blue Steel Eyes
These are the kinds of eyes that look straight into your soul, or so you think. In reality, these are the kinds of eyes you fall in love with the second you see them, and as time goes on, their true colors come out and they turn out to be the biggest troublemakers.
Baxter, The Walking Party
This is Baxter and he's here for a good time, not a long time. He's here to be the life of the party and make sure you have a good time, as long as you don't count on him always behaving himself. You can't have it both ways.
The Greatest Cuddle Buddy
"Imagine him now with a cigar & glass of whiskey." This old soul is the perfect date for a movie night and a glass of your finest wine. You know he enjoys the finer things in life, but that means he'll love to spoil you as well.
She's The Kind That Keeps You On Your Toes
"She has an attitude problem, but with the right partner she would be a dream." Men keep saying how they want a woman that will keep them on their toes and not bore them, so it sounds like this gal is the perfect fit.
A Woman Who Knows Exactly What She Wants
"Jessy knows exactly what she wants (scraps aren't gonna cut it). If you give her the chance, she’ll tell you all about it as long as she’s in her comfort zone (which is probably right next to you)."
This is the face of every confident woman ever on a dating app. She knows what she wants but she just can't seem to find it.
Reed Will Always Be Young At Heart
"Reed is 11 years young. He enjoys craft breweries and is aging like a fine wine. Plus he knows how to fluff a warm blanket."
You don't want a man who is going to get lazy and boring as he ages. You're only as old as you feel, and there are ways to stay young no matter how old you are when you've got the right mate!
Winter Is Bizzy's Prime Season
Bizzy is three years old and without children. He loves winter and making a mess of the water bowl. He's only interested in serious relationships.
Cuffing season doesn't mean staying indoors on the couch all the time. The snow is so much fun if you know how to enjoy it right. Bizzy will show you.
The Cutest Girl In Town
Sorry single ladies everywhere, it looks like you've some serious competition. This cutie just got a new leash and harness and she's ready to go out on the town and meet all her new suitors.
Benji The Snuggle Buddy
"Benji, 15 but doesn't look a day over 9. Likes chicken treats and snuggling on the sofa. Dislikes wearing coats in winter."
If he didn't have you at chicken nuggets, then you might want to rethink your standards. Plus, disliking winter coats means he'll want to snuggle up to you all winter long.
Who Says Nerds Aren't Super Attractive?
"Meet Cooper. He loves long walks in a field. Hates loud noises, distant gunshots, thunder, etc. Loves barking, and chasing chipmunks and frogs in the pond. Excellent administrator and couch companion..."
Did you even read any of that or are you still mesmerized by his picture?
It's About Personality
"Gunnar loves Fritos, barking at anything he hears at the door, and ice cubes that have been dropped on the floor. He hates you going to the bathroom without him, the neighborhood cats, and the door leading to the backyard." Seems fair.
Gunnar is the kind of suitor you have to get to know past a first impression. Soon enough, you fall in love with all his little quirks, even when he barks at ice cubes.
Smudge, The Drama-Free Companion
"Up for a good time. No time wasters. No pic collectors. Drama free. Not looking for kids (neutered)."
If you're looking for a partner later in life, this is your guy. He's already done the settling down thing. He just wants to enjoy the rest of his life now.
Max Is A Man Of His Community
There's Max in his "top of Pen y Fan" photo. Max is a man you can trust. He has his set of values and ambitions in check. You can definitely count on him.
This Is Lyle Alzedo, But He Goes By Zedo
This young man has some growing up to do still, but that doesn't mean that he's not looking for someone to guide him along the way. You can grow together! The best kinds of relationships are the ones where you learn from each other.
Beware Of Catfishes
Every dating website comes with its fair share of catfishes. They're the ones who think they're being sneaky and will try hard, when in fact it's clear as day that nothing about them is real. I think we just spotted one here.
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