31 Of The Most Hilarious Celebrity Wax Figures That Look Nothing Like The Hollywood Stars
Madame Tussauds normally does great work. You can walk around any of their wax museums, stand next to the likeness of a celebrity, and feel like you're in the presence of a real star. However, not all wax figures are created equal.
We found some wax figures that sort of look like celebrities if you squint your eyes and tilt your head.
Justin Timberlake Is Nowhere To Be Seen
If we were Justin Timberlake and this was created in our image, we would turn up the heat in Madame Tussaud's. Melting this creation back into a ball of wax with help from an A/C vent might even be too kind!
Not every wax figure can knock it out of the park. Just check out the rest of these creations and you'll have no desire to ever visit an actual over-priced wax museum.
Naomi Campbell - The Non-Supermodel Edition
Naomi Campbell is a supermodel and one of the most beautiful women in the world. This wax recreation is definitely not doing her justice.
If Naomi Campbell looks bad in wax, what hope is there for the rest of us? I don't think this figure will be stepping on the runway any time soon.
Lady Gaga Is Probably Freaked Out By Her Own Wax Figure
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be Lady Gaga or Glenn Close as a dominatrix. Either way, this wax figure has got some impressive biceps.
Maybe my arms will get stronger if I stand in one position for my whole life and never move.
Jim Carrey Probably Isn't Laughing About This Creation
Alrighty then... If this wax figure is Jim Carrey then I am Gary Busey (I am not Gary Busey). It's going to take more than a pet detective to figure out how this disaster was allowed to happen.
I'm sure there's someone out there who finds this thing B-E-A-utiful.
Jennifer Garner Is Not Looking Her Best
Welcome to the uncanny valley, first stop, Jennifer Garner's wax body. If Jen Garner was 13 going on 30 in that rom-com, here she's 30 going on humanoid reptilian.
Seriously, what is going on with her head to shoulder ratio? They should probably get somebody to fix that...
The Duke And Duchess Of Wax
A few months after revealing sculptures of Prince Harry Meghan Markle, Madame Tussauds decided to pose the couple around London in various "everyday" poses. Doing things like drinking beer, drinking wine, and hailing cabs.
The public was horrified. Plenty of folks called the replicas "nightmarish" and many criticized fake-Harry's beer gut.
Sylvester Stallone's Giant Forehead Highlights This Sculpted Mistake
Looks like Rocky got hit in the face one too many times. Why does this wax figure of Sylvester Stallone have a forehead that's bigger than the rest of his face?
Why are his eyes so beady and small? Why are they staring into my soul?
The Cast Of Seinfeld Have Lost Their Luster
Let's leave Jerry and Kramer alone for a minute and talk about Elaine. What have they done to Elaine? She looks she's had a run-in with a runaway train— not that there's anything wrong with that.
Kramer's hands look very small and the angle of Jerry's arm is making me nervous.
Beyoncé Usually Looks Fabulous
Queen B has been severely wronged. This wax figure looks like the opposite of flawless, and if pretty hurts, this fiasco stings like a thousand killer bees (or Bs).
Also, lightening her skin and slimming down her curves? Not cool wax artist, not cool. He obviously wasn't ready for this jelly.
Shakira Is Shaking For A Different Reason After Seeing This Wax Figure
Everything about this Shakira wax figure lies— her hips, her face, her arms, everything.
Honestly, I think this figure looks more like Lindsay Lohan than Shakira, or at least just as much like Lindsay Lohan as Shakira. Whenever, wherever, this wax figure is straight up wrong.
Oprah Is Powerful But This Wax Figure Is A Mess
Oprah has done so much for us and this is how we repay her? Nobody is going to hashtag wax Oprah for president any time soon.
It's a good thing that the real Oprah doesn't look like a mess of eyeliner on a shiny canvas.
Freddie Mercury Deserves Better
Mammmaaaa, I shaped a man, put a toupée on his head, put his hand up now he's... a wax figure of Freddie Mercury.
Mammmmaaa, life had just begun, but now I've gone and butchered the likeness of an icon... Didn't mean to make you cry, I'm sad I'm not a better musician sculptor. Carry on, carry on...
Paul McCartney Is Singing The Blues After Seeing This Wax Figure
This wax figure of Paul McCartney looks inaccurate eight days a week. He's going to need more than a little help from his friends to get by.
It looks like this guy survived a hard day's night. Are you tired of these song puns yet?
Taylor Swift Is Looking Too Fake
Can you tell which Taylor is the real Taylor? Here's a hint: it's the one that looks like a flesh and blood human being.
This wax figure of T. Swift is missing her signature red lipstick. It's also missing most of her unique facial features and visible eyebrows. Come on, Madame Tussaud's, you can do better.
Mr. Bean Is Horrified
Poor wax Mr. Bean has lost all of his facial definition— which is a real shame because that's basically what he relied on to communicate.
Let's get some wrinkles up in here, stat!
Miley Cyrus Is Not Herself In This Wax Figure
This wax figure of Hannah Montanna really does have the best of both worlds — the body of a sturdy teenager and the face of a tired mother of three.
This is not a Madame Tussaud's creation, but whoever made this thing should go back to wax casting school.
Ellen DeGeneres Isn't Recognizable In This Wax Figure
Here she is, the hostess with the most-ess. Ellen DeGeneres' friendly face has entertained the public for years.
I don't know if the people would be so receptive to her message if she looked like an artist's rendering of a comedian turned talk show host slowly morphing into Dory the fish.
Steven Speilberg Wouldn't Recognize Himself In A Wax Museum
Steven Speilberg brought us films like E.T., Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, and Jurassic Park.
If the practical effects in any of those movies looked as shoddy as this wax figure, we would never have fallen in love with a homesick alien or been afraid of the most famous great white shark.
Leonardo DiCaprio Could Use A Wax Figure Facelift
Oh Leo, what have they done to you? Why are all of you facial features so close together? Where did your lips go?
This figure looks more like a Leo DiCaprio and Neil Patrick Harris hybrid. I think that's what's next for wax figures— a move from realism to impossible offspring.
Whoopi Goldberg Could Talk For An Entire Episode Of 'The View' About This Wax Figure
This artist forgot that they were supposed to be sculpting real Whoopi, and not Whoopi as she appeared in The Simpsons.
At least they got her hair sort of right, and they captured her love of oversized clothing. Overall this thing is more of a whoopsie than a Whoopi.
Nicole Kidman Couldn't Have Been Pleased
In real life, Nicole Kidman almost looks like a porcelain doll thanks to her flawless skin and a million dollar smile. Her wax figure, on the other hand, is a giant mess of a creation.
The figures forehead is at least two times larger than the real-life Kidman. The wax creations eyes also seem a slight bit evil and uneven.
Selena Gomez Is Looking Old
Selena Gomez is a hot young star in Hollywood and, at this moment in time, on the music scene. She's a stunning young woman and it shows.
Given her ravishingly good looks and her young age, we're baffled at why this wax figure makes her look 52-years-old instead of 32. At least, if the figure is correct, Gomez is going to maintain her beauty well into her 50s.
Britney Spears Is Something To Behold
Remember when Britney Spears went through that really dark period in her life. She shaved her head, withdrew from society, and seemed on the verge of a lifelong breakdown.
Britney's back and performing regular shows in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, Madame Tussaud's appears to have captured her darkest period of life in this creepy wax figure that should be destroyed immediately.
Ben Affleck's Not Looking Like Himself These Days
Travel to Boston's Dreamland Wax Museum and you'll find this pretty much unrecognizable wax figure of Hollywood A-Lister, Ben Affleck.
Remember the sad Ben Affleck meme? This might have been an attempt to recreate that moment in time. In the end, the only thing sad about this creation was its lack of resemblance to the man it was sculpted to look like.
Robert Pattinson - Creepy Version 2.0
We didn't think Robert Pattinson could look stupider than the moment when sunlight hit his character in the Twilight series and he started to sparkle. We were wrong.
When the light hits this wax figure it immediately shows off the wax that was used to create the actors likeness — or whatever likeness it was supposed to have. This is just one giant ball of waxy mess.
Jennifer Lopez, Is That You?
This wax figure of Jennifer Lopez is completely unrecognizable. Her flawless skin is far too white, her hair is a mess, and even her expression is all wrong.
We can't really blame the people who created this wax figure because capturing the captivating beauty of this Peurto Rican beauty would be hard for any artist and wax isn't the easiest product to work with.
Brad Pitt And The Questionable Facial Hair Choice
From full-on bear to fully shaved, the facial hair choices of Brad Pitt over the years may be just as eclectic as the various roles he has chosen to star in throughout his career.
The look in this wax figure was not one of Pitt's finest facial hair moments. At least the wax figure isn't as wonky and just plain wrong as some of the others on our list.
Brad Pitt Couldn't Have Loved This Wax Figure
Unless this wax figure was supposed to represent Brad Pitt after he was involved in a horrible accident and recreated facial reconstructive surgery, it's just wrong.
On a positive note, we're pretty sure the universe can only stand one creation at a time that features Pitt's dashingly good looks. Also, what's up with that long hair? Seriously this guy is always evolving in some way, shape, or form.
Justin Bieber's Wax Figure Is All Kinds Of Wrong
From the eyebrows to the softness of the figure's lips, this wax creation makes Justin Bieber look way too feminine.
Whether you love or hate the platinum-selling records, you could probably agree that the wax figure made in his liking leaves a lot to be desired. They should just re-brand this creation as a "random stranger on the street."
Hillary Clinton
At first glance, I'm not sure if this supposed to be Heath Ledger or Kim Jong-un with a bad dye job.
Twitter tells me that the artist intended for this wax figure to resemble Hillary Clinton, and I believe Twitter because it's never lied to me before.
Donald Trump
The President is looking a little less than presidential as a wax figure. They got the hair and hands right, but his face looks like it's aged a year— or ten.
Do you think wax Trump is planning on building a wax wall in between wax America and wax Mexico?
