These Husbands Flat Out Refused To Make Sacrifices
We all love hard-working husbands—they do so much for their families and truly deserve a round of applause for all the hard work they put in. But sometimes they see an empty roll of toilet paper and just think "nah, that's not me." And yeah, we get it, but everyone's gotta face the double-ply music at some point.
Here are some husbands who really almost tried to do their best, but either didn't try or just wanted to see the world burn because of their actions. The big takeaway here is that they're sending us to an early grave every time they rip a hole in a plastic bag.
Thanks So Much For Making Dinner Honey
I think that this husband really truly wants to do a good job with dinner. But he either blacked out in the kitchen and reverted to his old college days or he wants to watch his wife's head spin.
Either way, hope everyone likes their mac tasting slightly like tin.
He Bought Himself And His Wife The Same Identical Socks, Except For The Size. It's Cute Until You Actually Need To Find A Pair
Good luck to these two because every single morning they're going to have to allocate five minutes of their time to find a pair that fits.
God help them on laundry day if the washer ever eats a sock.
He Cleaned The Bathroom And "Stocked" The TP
When you ask someone to clean the bathroom, in no part of that directive are you asking them to build a leaning tower of toilet paper.
Absolutely none. Especially if that means not putting any on the hardware.
"My Husband's Bedside Table. Yes, That Is Our Remote Control Under All The Tissues"
This husband might've thought about throwing out the tissue mountain piling up on the bedside table like ten years ago, but sadly he's abandoned this quest for another.
And that quest involves annoying his wife and being mysteriously sick with the same cold for a year.
This Petty Husband Was So Mad He Only Made His Half Of The Bed
You know the old saying, you only made your half of your bed to spite your wife because she didn't take out the trash last night, and now you have to sleep in it.
This petty hubby definitely heard this one and decided to take it to heart.
"I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean"
Mission accomplished, the counter is clean and it's all in the sink for you to wash honey.
Honestly, this is so annoying I'm thinking he's doing it on purpose to get out of doing chores forever.
"Don't Be Selfish"
Come on babe, if you waited a whole nine months you can wait another five hours till I'm back from duck hunting.
That's just the polite thing to do, and it's totally under your control. Don't be selfish.
Husband Thought His Wife's Snoring Face Was The Perfect Tattoo Piece
We all love our spouses so much that we want them to be with us at all times right? That's the thought process this husband definitely told his wife to stop her from getting mad at him.
Too bad artistic integrity and staying true to one's heart definitely doesn't make the pain of the slipper he got thrown at his head go away.
"'Rinse It Out And Put It In The Trash? Nah, Put It Back In The Fridge So Someone Else Has To Deal With It.' -My Husband
This is also good life advice if you want to see your wife's face turn 16 shades of red and see what her voice sounds like at an inhuman octave.
The irony is there's no party if you do this to the "party-size" hummus container.
"I Had The Quirky Idea Of Asking My Husband If We Could Draw Each Other. Our Ideas Were Very Different."
This hubby decided that today he was going to abandon all chances of making his wife happy, and instead decide to craft a not-so-wholesome portrait of her.
Love that he went for a full-body shot to really dig his own grave in this situation.
This Husband Opened A Banana, Decided Not To Eat It, So He Sealed It With Saran Wrap And Sports Wrap
This isn't the way this works. When you open a banana you're obligated to eat the rest of it or else nobody gets to.
Because no amount of sports-wrap is going to stop this puppy from turning brown and your family thinking you're a chaos monster.
The Way This Man Cuts Pizza Is Disturbing
I'm sorry, what? What is the point of doing this? Why would you cut it in half and leave it like that?
Unless you're planning on rolling up and an entire half of a pizza into your mouth.
He Drops His Socks Here... So Close
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades... and definitely not in tossing your socks in the hamper.
I can think of no logical explanation for this other than this man wants to wake up to his wife burning all his socks in a pile on the front lawn.
Imagine Eating Breakfast Across From The Husband Who Eats Pancakes Like This
How in the great blue world of horrors does this husband even do this? Does he literally pick up the pancake with two hands and start gnawing from the middle?
I'm betting that because that eating habit matches the absolute maniac who leaves pancake crusts.
The Husband Who Royally Threw His Teen Daughter Under The Bus In This School Tardy Note
Being a father means taking each and every opportunity to help your kids grow, succeed, and get embarrassed.
And if that means disclosing her IBS and yours to her homeroom teacher, that's just a payment you've got to accept.
"The Way My Husband Opens Cereal. He's A Monster."
This is in no way helpful for him or any other member of the family because we all know that you can't pour cereal out of a gouged out bag like this.
This thing looks like it was brutally wounded by a wild animal... or a husband who's not down to waste time and do it the normal way.
Why Would He Change The Lightbulbs If He's Just Going To Do This
You know what, I would've rather this "helpful" husband just not helped out at all.
I get easing your family into using LEDs, but you gotta do it all at once or your nice bathroom looks like a grimy Euro nightclub that employs a janitor that only works once every two months.
"Husband Always Leaves 'Last Bit Of Roll' So He Doesn't Have To Change It Out"
I'm not saying to do this, but if you're going to be flaming human trash and do this, the baseline decent thing to do would be to leave enough TP for someone to wipe.
Because who does this scrap of tissue paper help?
He Really, Really Tried To Be There For Her During The Birth
This upstager of a husband clearly wanted to be the good parent and witness the birth of his child and help his wife through the process.
But what he did was pass out and steal the big moment, and it's truly hilarious.
The Last Time This Wife Asks Her Husband To Make Her A PB&J
"PB&J" doesn't stand for "put, blackout, and just shrug," but that's exactly what this husband did.
Hope this wife enjoys eating several mouthfuls of plain white bread before getting to the party portion.
"My Husband Decided My Beautiful Floral Guest Bathroom Needed More Wall Decor"
I respect this husband's commitment to finding small ways to irritate his wife that runs so deep he spent $3 on printer ink.
It matches the delicate floral color scheme nicely.
She Asked Him To Cook Dinner, And He Only Got Slightly Sidetracked
You know the drill, the hubby can't rest until he gets the job done. Doesn't matter if he's got to stop cooking dinner to fix the lightbulb in the fridge, change the oil on the car, or paint the rec room ceiling.
It's all on the to-do list and definitely isn't procrastinating from having to cook dinner.
"Husband Made Me A Cardboard Cutout Of His Face To Keep Me Company Whilst He's At A Sleep Study Tonight"
This has some sweet thought put into it, but unfortunately, it's slightly creepy.
Maybe if he chose a color scheme that didn't look so red it wouldn't be... because as is this looks kind of like a sleep-paralysis demon.
He Got In The Christmas Spirit And Contributed What He Knew He Could For The Gingerbread Village
This really, really, isn't a husband not trying. He's actually trying pretty hard to get into the Christmas spirit.
He's just got to overcome the hurdles of having little frosting skills and watching his car show for six hours straight to do it.
The Way This Husband Eats Ice Cream Hurts Me Spiritually
Hopefully, he found the right lady in his life who only likes strawberry ice cream because otherwise, this marriage may not ever work.
Opening the Neopolitan on a bad day to find out that there's only strawberry left would be a deal-breaker and a heart breaker.
Wife Painted The Patio... Husband Decided He'd Take A Picture To Remember The Moment
In true form of the theme of these husbands, this hubby saw that his wife needed a hand and decided to post a picture of her on the internet instead.
I hope she enjoys sitting out there waiting for it to dry while he laughs through the window.
He Doesn't Eat The Part Of The French Fry He Touched
I thought there was no way someone was this picky of an eater well into their adult life, but here it is, a person who won't touch the part of the french fry that their hand did.
It's a miracle?
The Way This Husband Puts Away Silverware Gives Me Grey Hairs
It looks like this husband literally just turned out the dishrack into the silverware drawer.
It's a great way to get the job done quickly, but you may want to check to make sure you put the steak knives away first before your wife comes after you holding one.
This Monster Wanted A Bagel
Did he not see the GIANT hole at the top of the bag?
He just thought that bagels just naturally appeared in the wild with plastic covering them and he had to rip them open like an animal devouring a carcass? No, sir, that's not the case.
It Should Be Illegal To Eat Pizza Like This
Say what you want about pizza crust, but this is way more than just the crust.
There are a few inches of prime pizza real estate that he's just completely ignored.
It Is Kind Of Funny
If she's going to let her husband name the dog all on his own, then she can't be surprised when he comes home with something like this.
She kind of set herself up for failure here.
That Is A Lot Of Ice Cream
Instead of buying new ice cream containers after finishing one, this guy decided to take over the whole freezer with his half-eaten containers of ice cream because they were "on sale."
That's just rude.
He's Just Learning
Technically, he is watching the baby like he said that he would. And the baby looks like they are pretty into whatever dad is playing on the computer.
What was dad supposed to do? Baby things?
Everyone Did So Great
The fact that he actually came out to paint night is enough of a win, we shouldn't go judging his bat symbol. He looks so proud of his work.
Who could be mad at that?
Thanks For The Disclaimer
You couldn't stay sober to make your wife asparagus?!
That's selfish, isn't it? It only is if the asparagus is gross. If it's not then it was a stroke of genius.
What Kind Of Evil Monster Does This?
If your wife buys a container of muffins, she probably thinks that she's going to be able to enjoy a whole muffin at some point.
Only the worst kind of people leave the bottoms.
They're Nice?
Don't send your husband out to buy things for the house like throw pillows that other people are going to see, especially if he has no taste.
This is just being married 101.
Very Clever Disguise
She said no more drinking in the house, so he tried to make a little disguise for his beer.
He could have thought of something better, but I'm not sure he really cares about that rule.
The House Got Cleaned, That's What Matters
His wife went away for the weekend and he promised that he was going to clean the whole house by the time she got home.
He did get the house cleaned... he just didn't do it himself.
Why Not A Little Taste Of Each?
He should have just eaten all of the cookies.
That would have been better than taking one bite out of each cookie because that just seems like it's personal. Although, they do all look tasty.
