20 Bumper Stickers Too Funny Not To Laugh At. You’ll Get These If You’re Over 65
Have you ever come across a car sticker at a red light that you would want for yourself? Maybe it made you laugh or think, but you know that you enjoyed it.
Well, here is a handful for you to get inspiration from the next time you think about purchasing.
Only For Jolie
This person went all out to express their love for Angelina Jolie. I hope she sees this!
I've never seen someone go to these lengths for an actress, but it's inspiring.
Save The Chickens
Here's one that might make you laugh after you think about it for a second.
It also showcases the personality of the driver, who might love animals or have a farm.
That's Deep
If this this happened, global warming would accelerate. That would be a ton of gas in the air!
Good thing it really isn't possible. Still, it's a good question to ask.
Pushin' P
If you aren't pushin' P, then this doesn't apply to you. If you are, this is right up your alley.
Some might not understand when they drive past, but it's for those who do get it.
No Kids, All Money
If you're married with no kids, your income is significantly higher—no bad mouths to feed or clothe. It sounds like a dream.
Maybe everyone should wait to have kids until they become super-rich.
Give Him A Break
This driver is 70 and doesn't want to deal with anyone else on the road, or in life.
He's got a medal on there too, so this older gentleman means business.
That's Tough
Seeing this on the road is funny, but imagine someone said this to you in real life.
That would be way harsher than reading it while at a red light.
For The Environmentalist
Climate change is an important issue to worry about, but people like to poke fun at it sometimes.
This looks like a parody and a good idea wrapped in one.
Don't Think Too Much!
Kudos to this driver and this sticker they have. Thinking can do a lot of harm in certain situations.
Instead of being submissive and easily controlled by a partner, thinking for yourself negates that. Some can't handle that kind of person.
Heroes Unite!
It looks like a 16-year-old who just got their license slapped this on their car.
I have no issue with that; this is a great car sticker. The claws are the best.
Marriage Is Expensive
Let this be a gentle reminder that you don't have to jump into marriage because of social constructs.
Going on a first date with this on your car will immediately let them know you aren't playing around.
Called In Dead
Not only is this hilarious, but it connects on a spiritual level. I'm sorry to all those who don't have unlimited time off.
Without any more sick days, the best thing to do is to call in dead?
Pikachu For The Win
Anything Pikachu is a win. This one is cool because you'll see the ears when you roll the window up from the down position.
The cherry on top here is the hashtag.
They Are Teople Poo
This is brilliant. Some dyslexic people are really insecure about their condition, but this is a bright spot.
I know this gets a lot of laughs from drivers that pass.
That Would Be Great
If we had the chance to own smaller dinosaurs, that would be sensational. I hope history does repeat itself.
Maybe dinosaurs wouldn't even want to attack or eat us. We'll never know...
Come Over If You're Thick
This is a great sticker according to the CDC guidelines. This driver should get a sponsor.
If I saw that, I would for sure stay home. The other option sounds fun as well.
Sure You Did
When you're in a car like this, it can mean several things. The most popular reason is because you have kids.
This driver wants us to know they were cool before the kids came.
A Paradox?
If you didn't care, you wouldn't have this sticker on your car at all. This is clearly satire, but it's good.
Is that a lawnmower running over the family members?
The Important Question
You won't need your car after the rapture if that's what you believe in, so why not say yes?
This person has the decency to ask before you just up and leave.
That's A Great Point
You know what, this is a brilliant point. This might be something others never contemplated.
It makes sense on paper, but I know a pastor will do anything to dispute it.
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