Disastrous Home Renovations Designed And Executed By Our Pets
Not everyone can just wake up and be good at home decor and renovation—that's why people usually go to school for it. However, pets have that special kind of confidence where they think they can just roll out of their comfy pet beds and be the fabulous architects and interior designers they know they can be. And they really, really shouldn't.
Here are some pets who took beauty in the home into their own hands and whose owners are definitely going to be stuck cleaning up the mess. But nobody's really angry, not after looking at their sweet faces for more than a millisecond.
Turtle Toilet Remodel
So, it turns out that turtles are the kinds of shoddy home contractors that we've probably had in our house. They're there for one night and already something new is broken, but they refuse to leave before they finish the job. We appreciate your dedication little buddy, but asking me to pay for what you're doing is a hard shell.
The Couch Needed A Peephole Apparently
This interior decorator saw a couch and just wished it was a window. She knows that any home is improved by a little peephole to watch the humans eat... especially when it's salmon night.
The Front Door Just Didn't Look Right
Why pay for expensive doors when you can just hope you don't get robbed? Clearly, this dog is all about trusting yourself and opening up to others because he's willing to tear down any barriers you have erected around your heart. And home, apparently.
The Dog Who Had Ideas For The Feeding Station
This designer thinks that decorating the home is so last year—now it's all about decorating yourself. The latch on your food stash is the perfect way to do this, and it definitely doesn't expose you as trying to get food out.
The Husky With A Passion For Porcelain
This husky said why have a bed when you can have a bowl—a porcelain bowl? This is a two-in-one feature that every home needs. Actually, you really do need it and I'm really hoping you already have it.
The Dog Who Was Proud Of Her New Calling As A Pillow Deconstructionist
This dog is going places. They're reinventing the ball pit but making it comfortable, chic, and weirdly reminiscent of pillow stuffing. This definitely isn't stuffing though, don't get confused. It's one of a kind work.
The Fridge Reorganizer
This dog saw all the pets doing some serious home renos and thought they'd take it a step further and reorganize the fridge. They've clearly been reading up on their nutrition literature because they know that diet success happens by pushing the mayo to the back of the fridge. On purpose, of course.
Hanging Some Christmas Sausage Decorations
This cat is in the holiday spirit and wants the world to know. They definitely didn't grab those sausages and run up the tree so nobody could stop them from eating them. Nope. This is just holiday spirit, nothing to see here folks.
The New Toilet Paper Carpet
This is what happens when your dog starts thinking that your home needs to be more runway ready. This little guy brought the runway to the stairs with only a few dozen rolls of toilet paper. It's not destruction, it's fashion, duh.
The Water Bottle Cap Stash
This water bottle stash is clearly an aesthetic choice and not the work of a bored cat trying to get you to spill your drink. It's basically textured polka dots, and it's all the rage for your under-couch-carpet.
Just Sprucing Up The Place
This gardener thought the only thing better than a garden was another garden... indoors of course. Why not? The way the dirty and the plants are strewn all over the floor really compliments the space and your socks when you accidentally tread through it.
The Yorkie Ate The Chia Pet While The Neighbor Powerlessly Watched
Imagine just seeing this anti-chia pet Yorkie chow down while you powerlessly watched through a window. It's like watching a movie where the main character isn't making a whole lot of sense, but you want them to succeed anyway.
The Dalmation Who Decided To Do Some Coupon Clipping
This is a couponing queen right here and they're bringing their side-hobby front and center to the kitchen floor. Is this a functional floor? No. But is it one with a bundle of savings? Oh, yes.
The New Throw Blanket Is Just Feathers
This dog is asking the hard questions we're all too afraid to ask. Why have a throw pillow and a blanket when you can just have a couple of hundred feathers to do both jobs? Okay, maybe it's messy, but it's also practical.
The Carpet Was Never The Same After This Redecorator Got There
This dog looks downright proud of its redecorating skills, and honestly, we are too. The way the garbage and stuffing blend together and complement the tiled flooring is truly an artistic choice that's to be respected. And feared. Mostly feared, actually.
They Almost Built A Chain To The Food
These cats had almost completed their feline tower of power and reached the food until the human came in and interrupted their building. They say never interrupt an artist at work... because who knows what will happen next.
The Cat Who Repurposed The Baby's Tray
This cat is either an expert planker or an expert interior decorator who knows that baby trays are clearly designed for cats. I'm thinking the latter only because it bothered to coordinate its fur to the whole black and white color scheme that's going on.
Toilet Paper? Better In The Hallway
This dog saw the carpet and thought that it clearly wasn't chaotic enough for its taste. So it got down to business and really just tore the living daylights out of some unsuspecting Charmin. As one does.
The Kittens Who Were A Little Too Young To Be Hitting The Bottle Like This
This designer's first thing on their list of must-haves for items around the home wasn't toilets or pantries or things like that—it was a minibar. Look, we're not asking questions or anything, but we'd like to see some ID.
The Gardener Who Thought Dirt Worked Best On The Floor
This cat is shocked because they really thought that they did a good job retouching the floor and that their owner would like it. Maybe it would help if they knocked over the fish tank instead? Maybe they really wanted a water feature?
The Ottoman That Really Had A Chocolate Hole
This is called repurposing the decor in your home to match your needs. This interior decorator is an expert in doing just that... especially if you want to add a chocolate-stealing hole to your reno projects.
I Mean, Socks Are The Perfect Size Blankets For Tiny Dogs
This tiny little dog was stealing socks for weeks before they were found out, and honestly, just let them keep it. Look at those little eyes. They just scream interior design capability and a whole lot of cuteness.
The Food Bag That Was Better As A Hat
Here's another good boy who knows that packages left around the home aren't necessarily meant to stay as decor in the home. Why not reuse them as fashionable items? That's just eco-friendly and super stylin'. But maybe a bit dark and hard to breathe in.
All He Wanted To Do Was Clean
This cat is a maid on a mission. They heard about that dust you've been procrastinating on cleaning from on top of your TV and decided to take matters into their own hands. Just um, could someone get the door?
The Underwear That Was Really A... Shoe?
This is a fashion-forward dog right here. They're making bold choices about what parts of the body which pieces of clothing should occupy. Why should underwear always be under clothes? Why not completely ripped down the seams and stretched through a paw? I'm not seeing any reasons not to.
The Roommate With a Drinking Problem
This home improvement expert wouldn't stop drinking on the job and would apparently do this every time their client would leave the room. This is downright unprofessional, but because they're so cute I'm leaving a five-star Yelp review anyway.
Cat Food? Not If This Sneaky Turtle Has Anything To Say About It
This interior decorator had been sneaking the cat's food and leaving little fecal matter pellets all over the garage before the homeowner figured out who was doing it. They shouldn't be angry though, this was just an effort to give the floor a little personal touch.
The Mysterious Paper Thief
The cat had been stealing the paper off this person's doorstep for three weeks before they figured out who was doing it. Clearly this cute little thief has a master plan for these papers and isn't just stealing them since they're strutting like they're on a mission.
The Pen That Was Really A Kitty Sword, My Mistake
This cat looks offended that you dare think its precious magic wand is a human tool for writing because it's clearly not. This is a household item designed for feline magic, only to cast spells on mice and that's final.
The Pick Pocket
This dog was caught red-handed with its paw in mom's purse and we're just going to give this dog the benefit of the doubt and say its mom owed it money from all the home renovations it's been doing. Yeah.
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